


fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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legit
She waited… plotted… planned… For this moment…
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
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i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
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